Mmmm Cow

As a follow-up, my wonderful girlfriend claims to have personally been cow-tipping, so I guess it can't be entirely urban-legend. I still think you go at night so you don't get shot though.

I was given a link to the mathmatical breakdown of tipping a cow. A good geek read.

Now I think I'd rather go cow chucking than cow tipping myself.

And if you get jealous of the cow, you could just try chucking yourself.

I guess the moral of the story is that cows can be a lot of fun, even beyond grabbing a hold of their teats and squeezing.

For me though, there is not much better in life than cutting a cow down into little pieces (well, letting someone else do that), applying heat, then grinding the pieces down into bolus between my teeth. Cows are a hoot.